O my scars and garters
Watching 'Midnight in Paris' with my mum
Me: Rachel McAdams isn't wearing any pants.
Mum: She's wearing a dress.
Me: That's a shirt.
Mum: No, it's a shirt dress.
Me: What the hell is a shirt dress? I'm looking right at her--that's a shirt.
Mum: It's a shirt dress.
Me: Just because you don't wear pants and you throw a superfluous belt over it does not make a shirt a dress. That's a shirt.
Mum: It's a shirt dress.
Me: Says whom?
Mum: Fashion people.
Me: The fashion people are wrong. That's a shirt.
Mum: Hey look, Tom Hiddleston.
Me: Hnnnnnnnnnnng!
Mum: If Tom told you it was a shirt dress, would you accept it?
Me: If he told me I was a condor I'd accept it.
Mum: ...I've raised a weirdo.
Posted 11 months ago
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